This is a dictionary of fatuous, desipient daffynitions. An 'A' to Zed of paronomasia. Another of the many wordbooks that tell stories or drive the imagination through word play; another wordbook in likeness to those authored of an earlier dictionary full of quips, wisecracks, and some oddities of English words. Like those, and the earlier editions, this little dictionary too offers an array of mischievous quips in definitions to the entries to many ordinary, modern, and commonly used words, and phrases. Daffynitions to these, and many other words: ACONITE: The most opportune period a con-artist, or other criminal advantages in applying their trade. MASH POTATO: Excreta deposited by a frightened ghost. SEVERAL: To dismember everything. UNDERCLUB: An underdeveloped clubbable. NEIGHBOUR: The one who persists encouraging disobedience to likability, and more. In essence, this dictionary is an act of sarcastic wickedness. A punishing 'wokeless' wordbook displaying for enjoyment the wickedness to words, and modern phrases. Most entries comprise common words, and phrases.