You've read How to Win Friends and Influence People, but your colleagues saw right through your attempts to show empathy and instantly labeled you as a shallow opportunist. You've read The Intelligent Investor, but your burning ambition to make money quickly ended up working against you. Now you live in a trailer in central Florida with your low-life drug-dealing brother.Are you looking for a way out? A way forward? Look no further than Winning The Race To The Bottom. It's the only book in existence that will show you the one true path to infinite wealth. Learn to use theft, violence, and intimidation to generate ungodly amounts of cash. Inside are the methods you'll need to escape the throes of poverty and become a socialite, major financier, and global citizen while you sleep. Larry Gallotrocelopopolous (known by his friends as Larry G.) is the original venture capitalist of Silicon Valley. He's the only one to get in on the ground floor of the big five - Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, and Google. The only reason you won't find him on the Forbes billionaires list is that in 1984 he exploited a tax loophole and legally gained international recognition as an island nation. As he enters his autumn years, Larry G. has finally decided to release his treasured memoirs for the public to devour. He hopes that this series of vignettes will motivate you to become successful too - just not so successful that you ever cross paths with him.