Hey, it's ME! I'm Desirable. Les Desirable. When I'm not in middle school, I'm a world-famous news reporter. You've probably heard of me. Welcome to my Winged Warrior comic book. Let me fill in the details. This epic "whodunit" novel will keep you pacing with anticipation. My comic books have two main characters-Ebb Peckinpaw (a cocky rooster) and Flo Uphill (his chick assistant). Both are my friends. They're famous news reporters-like me-who investigate and solve a bunch of crimes. I have a tough time keeping my grades up. To survive school, I create magical stories about two imaginative characters - Ebb Peckinpaw and Flo Uphill. Ebb and Flo search tirelessly for validation and equality with humans. My Winged Warrior books tell stories about tolerance for people's differences. Readers will learn that friends really do matter, whether real or imaginary. Winged Warrior stories are timeless, thought-provoking, and speak to readers of all ages. In this book, Ebb and Flo get a report that a big stinky mess has been discovered in the media room. It has the potential to become an environmental hazard. When Ebb and Flo arrive at the school to investigate, they find a balding man with a big nose slumped in the corner. He is later identified as Coach Butts. Will our superhero Ebb Peckinpaw be able to overcome his natural inclination to be cocky and arrogant? Or will he fumble the ball again? It's time to find out. Winged Warrior: Dirty Laundry is a funny and entertaining story for children ages 9 - 12, middle school students, and adults who are still young at heart.