I have written this play and these poems for countless reasons. May it serve as a guide to the direction less and as a companion to all of those who suffered the same feelings as I had. Academics who are unique and struggling to fit into the modern mould ideally will treasure "Wildest Dreams of a Chandelier Mansion" as though my story is also their own. Undoubtedly, the story is my finest brainstorming about older days coming led with the painful concessions of modernity. This play should provide an intense enjoyment. Truly I champion the cause of students who are impressionable. May they remain true to themselves and may they remain kindhearted and untainted by social pressures. This play offers a tantalyzing mixture of romance, suspicion, conflict without peaceful resolution, and a radical new perspective on the state of "Generation X".