We No Speak Americano is the definitive guide you need for studying, working, or living in the United States. It is likely the most comprehensive work written on all the procedures, documents, steps, and tips necessary for success in the country. It compiles over six years of research and personal experiences of the authors, who have successfully advised dozens of people in achieving their dream of immigrating to the USA. This second edition, it is updated with the latest legislative and social changes that affect future immigrants. In a casual yet objective and clear tone, the multitude of concepts, rules, and peculiarities of the American country are explained. It is difficult to find such structured and easily readable information. Mixed with amusing anecdotes and personal reflections, it puts everything into context and helps one understand the curious American society, a model that is praised from the outside but is full of shadows. Concepts such as the F visa, OPT, Social Security, credit history, sexual harassment, taxes, employment authorization, and the importance of attorneys are addressed with precision and simplicity. Its more than 250 pages are structured into 22 chapters and 5 sections: Visas and legal documents to be in the country, Procedures for studying in the USA and working afterward, Finding employment and succeeding in it, Common tasks for living such as finding a house, car or dealing with banks or taxes, and finally, Facing the return to the home country. The text is prepared to withstand the foreseeable legislative changes of the different Administrations, delving into the facts that explain the rise of nationalism and uncovering the near future. A book that will accompany you from before crossing the border until you become an American.