Ross O'Carroll-Kelly titles have been No. 1 bestsellers in Ireland for 12 weeks in 2007 Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all- Nice gaff, cool cor, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin's trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids ... All that remained was for him to totally fock it up- And I mean, totally ... But did he see it coming? Of course not - too busy using his killer lines on the Seoige sisters- And then it hit me, all at once, on a lonely night in the Ice Bar ...