This comprehensive guide to what not to name your baby offers parents a little comic relief from the baby names dilemma. If you try hard enough, you can find something wrong with every name you can think of and that is what the author has done with "The Worst Baby Name Book Ever". From traditional names to modern names, Narter points out what is wrong with every name. For example:- Crystal: You're going to name your baby after a shiny rock? Hey, everybody has money troubles but you can't be that desperate. Show a little dignity.- Doug: You can always count on a guy named Doug...to bore you to death. He'll be the only kid in the first grade to declare his ambition to sell life insurance. And so the never-ending search for the perfect name continues...