Admit it: some of you wouldn't be caught dead on a snow-board. Finally, a most-entertaining book that tells, with Border Patrol, Fun Control, and Turn-Marshal corruption, what the purist skiers and teachers have been thinking all along. It was a rustling job, where the Clantons and McLaurys rustled skateboarders up from the cities and branded them snow-boarders. Finally one man, GARY HEINS, spills the beans and tells the truth. With Wyatt Earp confidence, and the support of Ned Buntline, he's the only U.S. SKI TEACHER brave enough to Enforce True Downhill Skiing. Highly instructional, read about The Great Terrain Robbery, Why Snow-Boarding is a Crime, How Snow-Boarder Have Infected Skiers, and learn about The Ski Industry's Reformation and MissInformation.