The extravagantly-bearded pirate captain and his motley crew, fresh from their encounter with Moby Dick, embark on a hilarious new adventure. From the gloomy streets of Soho to the leafy boulevards of Paris, this is a story of intellectual giants, enormous beards, volcanoes and Valkyries, doubloons and dancing girls, and a quest to discover whether ham really might be the opium of the people.
Author Biography
Gideon Defoe is rumoured to be directly related to Daniel Defoe. He was born in 1976 and wrote his first book about pirates to impress a girl. He lives in London.
