A killer is stalking the female reindeer of Stockholm; the world's leading expert on Baltic sturgeon has been kippered; and, Sweden's only unpublished thriller writer has literally lost his head. Under pressure to capture the Reindeer Strangler and facing complete elimination as a result of budget cuts, the Swedish police take Lizzy Salamander, Scandinavia's most heavily tattooed girl-sociopath and hacker extraordinaire, into custody. Mikeal Bloomberg believes Salamander has been framed. Overweight, under-exercised and hirsute in all the wrong places, chick magnet Bloomberg throws himself headlong into the investigation only to encounter an unexpected problem. If Salamander is innocent, who is the flat-chested, 4'10" girl ninja with the sturgeon tattoo captured on a surveillance camera decapitating the failed novelist? A story of corruption and perversion that reaches to the highest echelons of the world's largest producer of inexpensive ready-to-assemble wooden bookcases, "The Girl With The Sturgeon Tattoo" serves up a hilarious - and gripping - parody of the bestselling novels by Stieg.