The Tory government's decision to release thousands of prisoners in order to free up space in Britain's crowded jails looks like a risky move. The people of Old Liston certainly think so when the country's worst serial killer turns up in their town and decides to carry on where he left off. Chief Snappypants, the town's police chief certainly isn't impressed either. All the dog wants is to retire from the force and live out his days eating kibble and licking his bollocks. Old Liston Tales Book 5 features planned murder, attempted murder, actual murder, existential fear, sex robots, crotchless panties, dwarf tossing, flying dildos, a 48-year-old dog, cheese, and one boy's quest for meaning.