A collection of humorous and contemplative bathroom-themed haiku. If you're here for juvenile potty humor, this may not be the book for you. This compilation of poems is introspective, mildly philosophical, and speaks to the humorous thoughts and situations most everyone has encountered during their time in the restroom. Many of the haiku are accompanied by an expressive illustration. In addition to the obvious spot on the bathroom shelf, this book's content is subtle enough to be appropriate for the kitchen counter or living room coffee table. Designed to appear as a cookbook at first glance, watch the cover surprise your guests when they see it for the first time and do a double take! Consider this book as a gift for the following occasions: Christmas / stocking stuffer Mother's Day or Father's Day White Elephant or Dirty Santa exchange Housewarming Funny wedding present Birthday Novelty/gag/prank gift