No one can dispute that football has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport - and The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes has been fully revised and updated with 150 new observations and remains packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations. "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country" Ian Rush on life at Juventus "I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great." Ian Holloway

Author Biography

Iain Spragg is a sports journalist and author who has written for The Daily Telegraph and The Times. His books are in the fields of sport and humour and include The Random History of Rugby, The Reduced History of Sex, The England Rugby Yearbook, Lewis Hamilton, Cristiano Ronaldo: The Ultimate Fan Book and the London's Strangest series. Stuart Reeves is a full-time researcher and writer and a keen collector of sports quotations. Adrian Clarke has experienced football at almost every level from the Premier League with Arsenal to the Isthmian League (with Hendon). After hanging up his boots to become a journalist and was briefly news editor of the Southend Evening Echo, before becoming a freelance sports writer, contributing to a number of national newspapers in the UK.He also has number of book-writing credits to his name.