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Sustenance For Consideration

The First Digestion
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A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?", "I don't get this one", "Or this one", "This one's actually kind of funny", and "Well I never!" (But only if you're a snobby British socialite). So sit back, grab a glass of your favourite alcoholic beverage (trust me, it'll make them better) and prepare to waste hours of your life that you will assuredly never get back.

Author Biography:

This is the first book that Sean Beaumont has ever written, and quite honestly, was only published because he did it himself. He will, however, undoubtedly use the sentence "Sean Beaumont is the bestselling author of the Sustenance For Consideration: The First Digestion" in the 'About the Author' section of his next book. Of his non-commercially recognized achievements in comedy, he is most proud of that time that he made a fellow grade 2 student laugh so hard that he shot milk out his nose, while simultaneously pissing his pants. (It was a damn good fart joke) Sean grew up in Southern Ontario where he still currently lives with his beautiful and supportive wife Shannon and their four kids; Brandon, Adam, Sadie, and Daisy. He is currently employed at a pretty decent job, but does not want to specify where exactly for fear of having to put some kind of disclaimer about how his views expressed in this book do not reflect those of his employer. Despite his decent job, and that of his wife, they will never make enough to put the aforementioned four kids through post secondary education. So, if you like the book, spread the word.
Release date NZ
November 23rd, 2014
Audience
  • General (US: Trade)
Pages
314
Dimensions
140x216x17
ISBN-13
9781503267749
Product ID
37723581

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