Cartman Joins NAMBLA - Cartman suddenly decides Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. When he goes in search of more sophisticated companions, he is thrilled to discover plenty of adult men who want to be friends with 8-year-old boys.

Cherokee Hair Tampons - The only way for Stan to save his best friend's life is to take on a radical health food peddler. Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease and his mother is trying to cure him with a variety of natural, holistic remedies. Cartman, meanwhile is the only one who can save Kyle's life - and although he is willing to bargain, his price is high.

Chef Goes Nanners - Chef fights South Park's racist flag and has trouble convincing the Mayor of his grievances. The chhildren hold a debate and Cartman and Wendy find some common ground.

Something You Can Do With Your Finger - In the spirit of the boy band craze the kids get in on the action. While Cartman is booking their first gig everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th boy band member.