Recently single, but not ready to mingle, I decided to take the dive and buy this instead. I’ve never bought anything like it, but from what I’d seen of friend’s toys, the labels like to say they’re bigger than they are.

• Not this bad boy though, the weight of it alone surprised me! And the width (4.8 cm, almost 2 inches) may make it a just little too terrifying for me to use. However, this product has still managed to bring me so much joy from the sheer size of it (and largely thanks to the suction cap). From placing it on the kitchen fridge or the hallway walls, to placing it on my sister’s car window unexpectedly before she left, I’m having unlimited laughs from the reactions of horror and confusion from relatives and friends seeing it show up in unexpected places.

10/10 – but start with something smaller if it’s your first toy and you’re not as immature as me.

Recently single, but not ready to mingle, I decided to take the dive and buy this instead. I’ve never bought anything like it, but from what I’d seen of friend’s toys, the labels like to say they’re bigger than they are.

Not this bad boy though, the weight of it alone surprised me! And the width (4.8 cm, almost 2 inches) may make it a just little too terrifying for me to use. However, this product has still managed to bring me so much joy from the sheer size of it (and largely thanks to the suction cap). From placing it on the kitchen fridge or the hallway walls, to placing it on my sister’s car window unexpectedly before she left, I’m having unlimited laughs from the reactions of horror and confusion from relatives and friends seeing it show up in unexpected places.

10/10 – but start with something smaller if it’s your first toy and you’re not as immature as me.