Author Case Wagenvoord's alter ego Belacqua Jones-a Karl Rove on meth-peppers the president with daily suggestions for policy initiatives designed to carry America to new heights of greatness. Looking at a world through a mind distorted by too many controlled substances, Jones shines his twisted light on the dark corners of America. With its original political satire, Open Letters to George W. Bush gives the reader a distorted view of political reality as Jones urges the president to: Save Social Security by making smoking mandatory for America's schoolchildren Remember that the bedrock of empire is constipation Petition the Vatican to canonize Judas Iscariot Perfect the protocol of mendacity Recreate the English language Allow death to find its natural ebb and flow without medical intervention From Christianity to colons and everything in between, Jones provides a dark yet humorous series of letters that will entertain those both for and against W.