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Only Gay on the Beach Towel

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5.95% of people buy Only Gay on the Beach Towel and Little Joker: Fart Bombs - 6 Pack.


A humorous reference to Little Britain's Daffyd Thomas.

Make a sunny seaside statement this summer with this eye-catching rainbow beach towel. Bright, bold and 100% cotton, let the world know exactly who you are this summer!

This colourful, quality beach towel is just the job for making a statement during the morning pool rush!

But are you truly the only gay on the beach?!


  • Towel Dimensions: 76×152cm.
  • Towel Weight: 400gsm.
  • Material: 100% Cotton.
  • Included: Beach towel and storage carry bag.
  • Features: With the slogan ‘ONLY GAY ON THE BEACH’ printed in bold caps across the centre of a rainbow coloured beach towel.
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November 3rd, 2016
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