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One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats have about Humans

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One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats have about Humans by Celia Haddon
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Want to train your human even more purrfectly? This title has 100 ways to work out your human's weird behaviour and so gain more cat power. Cats rule OK! Here are a few choice tips from the book. Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans. Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano. They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity. Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded. Gay tom humans make the best pets.

Author Biography

Celia Haddon is a best-selling anthologist whose books have sold well over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. She is currently the Daily Telegraph's pet agony aunt and a famous lover and worshipper of cats, having lived with them and loved them since she was a child. She has compiled a number of anthologies in their honour. She is also compiler of the best-selling ONE HUNDRED WAYS... range and her cat titles in that range have all been best sellers.
Release date NZ
September 18th, 2003
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Country of Publication
United Kingdom
Illustrations
line drawings
Imprint
Hodder & Stoughton Ltd
Pages
96
Dimensions
115x153x8
ISBN-13
9780340861707
Product ID
1665845

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