One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Train Its Human

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Celia Haddon

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Though humans cannot speak cat, they vocalise repeatedly. Most of their vocalisations are meaningless and can be completely ignored. In urban areas, fun can be got from hunting human objects such as mink stoles or old underpants. For some reason this kind of prey is usually greeted with human laughter. To get a male human off an armchair, jump on the back of it, hold down his head with a firm paw and lick his bald patch. Purring right into the ear is one of the kindest ways to tell a human being that it is time to get out of bed.

Author Biography:

Celia Haddon is a best-selling anthologist whose books have sold well over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. She is currently the Daily Telegraph's pet agony aunt and a famous lover and worshipper of cats, having lived with them and loved them since she was a child. She has compiled a number of anthologies in their honour. She is also compiler of the best-selling ONE HUNDRED WAYS... range and has written an autobiography, IF GOD IS MY FATHER, HOW CAN HE LOVE ME

Release date NZ

October 18th, 2001

Author

Celia Haddon

Audience

General (US: Trade)

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line drawings

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Dimensions

112x152x12

ISBN-13

9780340786055

Product ID

1725881

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