Nicky has inexplicably passed a Scholarship exam.Oops...He has now been earmarked for the oldest and most esteemed school in the area.SAINT ONANS ACADEMYNow his village friends think he's a snob, and Posh boys think he's a Yokel. How will he fit in with the cast of Staff and Pupils who seem to have been expelled - from the Twilight Zone?Can a boy from a village so small that it could be carpeted with a payday loan ever make his mark? Why is the Archaeology Society always determined to dig up the past?MICHAELMAS TERMFollows his struggle to find his place in the upper echelons of education (no talking at the back please...). Marvel at the Time Capsule of St Onans as it fends off the intrusion of the 21st Century. Ponder with us as we seek to impart wisdom to boys who think that Hertz Van Rental was a famous Dutch painter.Let us fervently hope that this seat of learning does not have a drawing pin on it....Michaelmas Term is the first book in the St Onan's Chronicles series by NICHOLAS BARRETT, who is living the dream, (or something like that, at least...).