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"Cool for us weird couples"
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I brought these for my anniversary. It suits our personalities to a T Hes gonna crack up when he sees them :)


You could argue that a balloon is a lot like a healthy, loving relationship. It takes a little bit of blowing to get things started, then it gradually fills with those warm floaty feelings and eventually you've probably got to tie the knot (and all it takes is one prick to come along and ruin it all!).

With this in mind, we can think of no better way to convey your unspoken emotions than with the Love Bites Balloons. Printed with three frank and romantic slogans, these indecent inflatables harness the charming power of good old-fashioned honesty.

When it comes to “love” there's no use beating around the bush or leaving them to guess how you really feel; so if you can't say it yourself, make things crystal clear with these sweary balloons.

Please Note:

  • Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word “f*ck” quite just yet)

Product Features:

  • Pack of 12 frank and romantic balloons:
  • 4× Hot Pink – I BLOODY LOVE YOU
  • 4× Light Pink – DAMN YOU'RE FINE
  • 4× White – LET'S F*CK
  • Printed on both sides
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/onion fresh breath


  • Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
Release date NZ
May 22nd, 2015
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