Taj Mahal was named after the failed Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City, known as the first casino with a strip club. Unable to afford care for little Taj on her pitiful wages as an emigrant cocktail hostess at the casino, his mother left him with a Christian couple that performed instant weddings for losers. The next day, after receiving a mysterious check for $150,000, his mother left for Slovenia. Sad. Today, Taj runs a televangelical empire using a pseudonym and travels the world in his private gold jet (aka God's Chariot) saving those same losers from worldly vices while making an ungodly amount of money. He is currently developing the first Casino for God where everyone is a winner because all losses are considered a religious charitable deduction. Marcos Ejevarilla was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina. After finishing high school at the prestigious Macedonio Fernandez School of Fine Arts, he and his family immigrated to Mexico. Ejevarilla won a full scholarship to Exeter College, Oxford where he graduated with honors in 20th century Latin American Literature. He returned to the United States and began a PhD in Ecumenical Narrative Fiction at Harvard where he also graduated with honors and upon leaving Harvard, began another PhD in Solipsistic Political Theory at Yale. Unfortunately, Ejevarilla has become overqualified for too many jobs and unable to find work, he presently parks cars at Le Diplomate restaurant in D.C. He's considering a law degree at Georgetown if Lie Like Trump makes him enough money for tuition and for paying legal expenses to get his family out of a Texas concentration camp.