To all my friends and soon to be enemies on Facebook, I'm proud of my children - My wife is my best friend - I love my mom - I support our troops, emergency responders and teachers - I hate cancer - God is good - Get over your X already, move on or they win - I'm against drunk driving - I will never forget 911 - Yes it was more fun when we were kids, because we were kids - Mondays suck, TGIF unless you work weekends then it sucks to be you - Don't beat your kids - Rescue pets - We all looked stupid in high school - Please do not invite me to play Farmville, Words with Friends, Candy Crush or any other game on line because I have a real life - Cat lovers should only share pictures of their cats with other cat lovers in dark alleys, the rest of the world consists of dog lovers and we don't care about cats, if your dog weighs less than 10 lbs, it's a cat and it doesn't count - It doesn't matter who we elect President of the United States because the country is run by Insurance Companies, Pharmaceutical Giants, and Banking and they don't care about us or cats - Happy Birthday to everyone this year unless you were cloned - Who doesn't like Target? - Abuse, neglect, hatred, bullying, racism, prejudice, ethnic cleansing, violence, profiling, Sandusky and anchovies are all bad - Any posts about guns or pictures of Sofia Vergara are welcome - If work were fun then it would be called play so stop whining, that's why we go to bars - All alphabet diseases should be cured - Take the blue tooth out of your ear, you are not on Star Trek or a spy and I am guessing you are probably not that important -Leave all your electronic devices home once a week and rejoin the human race - Read my first book Shut Up When You Talk to Me and find all the answers to life, provided you ask the right questions.