The oldest game in the world? Well, some funeral directors out there definitely see it as a licence to print money. Industry insider, John Parry, has a decade of experience and has witnessed many vulnerable bereaved families exploited by funeral arrangers determined to reach their revenue targets. Don't be one of them! This practical book will not only clue you up on how the industry works, but also guide you through the myriad of choices and practicalities that need to be arranged to ensure that your loved one gets the beautiful, dignified funeral they deserve without you getting ripped off. Note: If some funeral directors feel offended by some of the revelations contained within this book, the author makes no apology for attempting to draw attention to what is currently a tarnished, but only occasionally corrupt industry.