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Hitler's Diaries



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Warning! This is not a book about Hitler, it's a book by Hitler! Yes, here are Hitler's actual diaries, written in English but with a German accent. Acquired by Newell Green at a car boot sale, these edited extracts are, despite Government opposition, now in the public domain. Comprising a first hand account, in Hitler's own second-hand words, of major episodes of WW2, this sensational work overturns all of the previously accepted 'factual' and derivative explanations. For instance, did you know that Hitler meant to invade Russia via England, the USA and China? Or that the Graf Spee was sent to Montevideo to collect Biros? Or that Hess flew to Scotland because a head transplant went wrong and transformed him into a three foot midget? Equally fascinating is the Fuhrer's account of Churchill's strategic plan, still suppressed by the authorities, to bring the Germans to their knees by depriving them of trousers, trouser buttons and underpants. As will be seen, the fall out of trouser deprivation was not confined to displays of sunburned, sagging buttocks at Nuremburg rallies. This volume represents only a fraction of the available material which Newell, although fully stretched fitting part-time carpets to runway 28L at Heathrow, is currently editing into a second volume. Like a seat cover in a gent's toilet, Volume 2 will lift the lid on much that has hitherto been concealed from a discerning public's gaze.
Release date NZ
June 1st, 2006
Edited by Newell Green
Country of Publication
United Kingdom
Sorelli Publishing
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