Warning: this t-shirt may turn you into Gordon Freeman. First time I wore this t-shirt I fell asleep and woke up to find a strange man leaving me aboard a train. I ended fighting against a strange empire that had taken control of Earth. There was this scientist, and a girl and I went through a teleporter but it didn't quite go to plan. I found this great tool called a zero point energy field manipulator that let me pick up almost anything with ease. Anyway, I lead a rebellion and saved the world, still have the headcrab nightmares though. 10/10 would recommend.