The rumours are true - it's great to be grey! So what if the last tweet you had was from your pet budgie; he makes more sense than young people these days anyway. And at least you don't have to worry about having the latest gadget or keeping a trim waistline anymore. So cast off the cares of youth and join the ranks of those who are glad to be grey. AUTHOR: Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer, based in Merton, London. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others. He is the co-author of the bestselling So You're...gift series. ILLUSTRATIONS: Colour

Author Biography

Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others as well as for The Mail on Sunday, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror.