New mums! Don't let those cheesy TV ads and sanitised Hello interviews convince you that parenthood will transform you into a glowing, happy Uber-frau in control of your household, your little darlings and your life. It's all a conspiracy of lies. As this hilarious book portrays, motherhood really puts the hell into 'Hello Baby!' The endless criticism from others..the invasions on your privac...labour pains..leaky nappies...sleepless nights...projectile vomit...no more sex...yup, it's all here. Using pithy text and charming 1950s-style illustrations, Dog Poo on the Pram Wheels takes a humorous look at those days in a new mum's life that can only be referred to as frustrating, tiring, and just plain bad. Dog Poo on the Pram Wheels is the first in a series of titles that have been bestsellers in Australia. Other titles include Dog Poo on the Trike Wheels, Mummy Doesn't Do It like That and Grandpa Gave Us Chocolate at Bedtime.
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