This ain't your mama's memoir. Or maybe it is. From her military experience and being gay in the Bible Belt, to an expanding career and finding real and lasting love, Desiree takes you on her journey with unflinching candor, wit and heart. It's a trip from being a kid who "wouldn't say shit if she had a mouthful" to being a woman in her 50's who frankly doesn't actually give a shit anymore. It's been a hard-fought path though. Working on seeing the positive in people, and finally the positive in herself, you might laugh and cry with Desiree as each page turns. As Desi shares her truth, there's some truth for everyone. Whether you are embarking on your first triathlon or tattoo, interested in buying a MINI Cooper, researching your ancestry, Desiree is your guide through life's ups, downs, and landmines. Finally embracing her abilities-and they are many!-Desiree is here to help people. This book is just one piece of her adventure. Reading it is a worthwhile adventure for you.