Could peanuts have turned the tide in the Civil War? What would Winston Churchill do first if he returned to the Earth from heaven? Could a sardine sandwich help solve the mystery of Amelia Earhart's disappearance? And what was Daffy Duck doing at the Kentucky Derby anyway? These questions, and many others, are answered in this selection of off-beat, quirky and infinitely amusing short stories from the creative mind of author Burt Jagolinzer ('Round Newport). Delivered in a style reminiscent of Paul Harvey with a healthy dash of Andy Rooney. Breakfast with Jackie O. pays homage to those humbler, simpler times and unforgettable moments that never really happened. Although who knows... maybe they did after all?