Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom! Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills. Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay ... or is it the other way round? Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads. 'Enjoy' the groanworthy puns and suffer the slings and arrows of poorly-trained archers. But that's not all ... Prepare to be amazed as you learn exactly what Clunk's building in his makeshift workshop! This novel is a sequel to A Portion of Dragon and Chips, which must be read first to maximise your enjoyment and my royalties.