Sally Gelee is a commitment phobe looking for lasting love. She works in a rest home, it's a nice, safe environment; the men there aren't fast enough to catch her and they pose no threat. Being a commitment-phobe, that suits her, but she's also a hopeless romantic searching for forever love. Sally keeps a box of exs in the garage; a catalogue of her past dating disasters, to remind her of what she doesn't want in a relationship. She uses a thigh test find Mr Right, if his thigh doesn't feel right then he's not the one. It can't just be a nice thigh; it has to be the right thigh. Just when she thinks she has finally found her dream man - he plays hard to get. Meanwhile her stalker ex, Gone Don, won't stay gone and pops up at random, freaking her out. And, the new next- door neighbour is a right cretin. Will she manage to conquer her commitment phobia and find lasting love, or will she run?