Celebrate a quarter century of stupidity! THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID is the perennially bestselling calendar for 25 years. Here is a riotous round-up of politicians, entertainers, athletes, and others saying epically dumb things, collected by Ross and Kathryn Petras. Every day, a new quote to make you laugh out loud and/or facepalm. Not-quite-there expressions: I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.--MMA fighter and UFC Champion Tim Sylvia. Puzzling headlines: MAN PUNCHES HIMSELF, CHARGED WITH ASSAULT --headline, Gallup Independent (New Mexico). Neighborhood watch cluelessness: I want to report either a fox or a werewolf standing on the corner. --actual call to 911

Author Biography

Kathryn and Ross Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Kathryn Petras lives in Seattle. Ross and Kathryn Petras, brother and sister, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross Petras lives in Toronto.