My name is Catherine Elizabeth Clay. My mother, Patsy Waits Clay, said she named me for 2 queens. My family is THE family that has spun the US into the Mafia powerhouse it is today. Since 1613. I became Catherine the Great, Impress of the internet, after being bullied by a computer engineer internet millennia ago in 1992. I became "Egotistical Site Of the Week" calling myself OneOpinionatedBitch.Com. I am one of the most hidden influencers on the internet because I wrote the first article on female ejaculation, "The Gentle Art of Female Ejaculation AKA How to Fuck Like a Porn Star" OneOpinionatedBitch.Com/I/love/sex for "The Post Feminist Playground" in 1997 so these hands have been in billions of pussy. PurePhotography.Com is the oldest photography website as well as DearDementedDiary.Com being the oldest online diary. I started writing when I was 9 and won 2nd place for creative writing in 4th and 5th grades. These first III Volumes of "101 Shades of Clay" are inspired by one of the loves of my life, Joshua Harris. I was born on Marilyn Monroe's birthday so I believe there are several souls to be mated to and monogamy, although a nice thought, is antiquated as my 50 year old ass. Please enter marriage KNOWING there's always someone else to fly by. Just come home to Daddy. I live in Los Angeles and have a teenage son. I'm pretty isolated, introverted and insecure so please keep our contact to events meant to be celebrated. I'd love to keep writing for you so be mindful of my very limited neurodivergent mind space. I write what I know and my art speaks for itself. The knowledge you garner will hopefully blow your neurotypical mind. I live with a brain tumor you get the age with, an arachnoid cyst or a pocket of goo they have a hard time to remove. It's caused Chiari, EDS, MS and Syringomyelia just to name a few CNS diseases. Fb.com/ceclay