A guide not for the average tourist looking for cable cars and Fisherman's Wharf, but one which brings the lowdown on the hippest, weirdest, coolest stuff to do, see, buy and hang out around in the Bay Area. Everything from how to get a dot.com job to where to find the Jonestown Massacre mass grave in Oakland; where to get the finest tattoo, where to find gourmet meals for under GBP10 bucks, couch-surfing alternatives, how to find help if in trouble, free and cheap entertainment, Weird Museums and Unusual libraries, Record Weasel's Paradise-the works.