Any woman in the world is there for the taking. You just have to know how. Meet Pete: twenty-five, angry and an utter failure with women. And in desperate need of getting laid. Meet Pete's best friend, CJ: an old college buddy who just so happens to be a Pick-Up Artist, armed with the supreme self-confidence and tactics to attract any woman, any time, any place. Together they embark on an epic tour across Europe, from the red lights of Amsterdam to the party town of Reykjavik. Along the way, they'll meet a whole range of women - from gorgeous single mothers in Munich (with strings attached) to nymphomanic Austrian girls and lager-lout Swedes. One girl in particular, however, will blow them away. Their pursuit of her becomes an obsession, and a challenge, neither man can resist. The question is, will the complex methods of a Pick-Up Artist be enough to win her over?
Zander Martin was born on June 20, 1980. He had his first sexual experience at the age of 2. Somehow he ended up at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, where he once punched a cop in the face and slept with a Swedish postgrad tutor. Surprisingly, he graduated and Z is now a freelance writer. His main hobbies are 34DD breasts. Both of them.