Four comedy plays by award-winning playwright Sean Abley: ATTACK OF THE KILLER Bs - While visiting their mother's grave in the cemetery, Glen and Barbara are attacked by the dead risen from the grave to feast upon the living. Glen is killed, but that doesn't stop him from coming back as a zombie to rescue his sister and flee Night of the Living Dead come to life. From Reefer Madness to Glen or Glenda, from Friday the 13th to Nightmare on Elm Street, from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman to Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Barbara and Glen battle their way from one B-movie menace to the next. Will they survive? BITCHES - Bitches is a unique comedy in that all the roles are women ... all played by men As she enters her senior year, Sindee Sandstone rules Susan B. Anthony High School. So when newcomer Angelatina Vindechi takes her place on the cheerleading squad, relegating the queen bee to dreaded "alternate" status, Sindee vows revenge. Driven by her overbearing mother, Charlene, Sindee coerces her fellow cheerleader Carmelle into killing Angelatina. Local talk show host, Paula DeMarcato, catches wind of the scandal and descends upon Tubbville to cover the story with tragic (and by tragic, we mean hilarious) results. CAMP KILLSPREE - 1970: Deep in the forest at the Hard Log Men's Resort a terrible murder takes place: The resort's owner catches his lover in the arms of another man and cuts them to bits with a chainsaw. 1984: Twenty years later (you're right, it doesn't add up), Hard Log has been renovated into Camp Community, a summer camp for gay teenagers. As soon as the group of hot male counselors arrive to open the camp, the clothes come off, the sex and pot smoking begin... and so do the murders by a mysterious masked killer. Sexy and hilarious, CAMP KILLSPREE is the perfect late-night gay horror sex comedy for ballsy queer theater companies. L.A. TOOL & DIE: LIVE! - A classic, pre-condom, gay adult film...live on stage! Follow Hank, the masculine working man, and Wiley, the shy (but masculine) cowboy as they make their way across the Heartland to Los Angeles. Along the way they meet many hot, handsome and (dare we say it?) masculine men, whose clothes seem to fly off at the drop of a hat. This ain't your father's late night comedy show! Based on Joe Gage's classic gay adult film of the same name, L.A. Tool & Die: Live! contains nudity, sex, and laughs in equal measure. This ain't your father's late night comedy show!
Author Biography:
Sean Abley was born and raised in Helena, MT. After a stint in the theater department at the University of Montana, he moved to Chicago where he cofounded the Factory Theater. While there, he wrote, directed and appeared in over 20 shows, including Attack Of The Killer B's (Backstage West Garland Award for the L.A. restaging), Reefer Madness (non-musical version), Bitches, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians: The Musical, Nuclear Family, Corpse Grinders, and P. After moving to Los Angeles, Sean's playwriting career continued to flourish, with hundreds of productions of his two dozen-plus plays all across the U.S. and around the world including the musicals Welcome to the Afterlife! and Horror High: The Musical; the comedies The Adventures Of Rose Red (Snow White's Less-Famous Sister), The End Of The World (With Prom To Follow), and Dr. Frankincense And The Christmas Monster; an ever increasing number of plays for high school actors; and the decidedly adult fare L.A. Tool and Die: Live! A staff writing job on the You Don't Know Jack cd-rom series opened the doors to scripted television, with multiple episodes of So Weird (Disney Channel), Sabrina - The Animated Series (ABC), Digimon (Fox Kids) and Mega Babies (Fox Kids); pilots for MTV and Voxxy.com; and several animated pilots for Klasky-Csupo including Turbo Snail, Schmutz, and Bench Pressly And Sho-Girl (with Ahmet Zappa, starring Bruce Campbell and Tim Curry). In the "Where exactly does this fit in?" category, Sean also wrote the scripted material for the Men In Black: Alien Attack theme park attraction at Universal Studios Florida.
