Are you one of the multitude of people who really enjoys a deep belly laugh, a sincere laugh> Want to promote sound and sane process to establish proper political climate in our bemused nation? Should there be a "National Hysteria Index?" Or a "Political Courage Test?" Is there a market for a "Home 'Know Thyself' Kit? Or an "Offensive Humor Calculator?" How do you feel about a "Divorce Tax" or a new tort of "Mental Adverse Possession?" Want to learn a novel way to "Confound Phone Marketers," how to rate "Culture War Champions," and to sort out the monarchs of the celebrity world? What about "Senior Commandos" and "American Deathnauts? Is the country ready for a "Nothing Museum?" These, and many other satiric hilarious essays, compose an even one hundred provocative pieces that dissect the American scene with a biting wit along with candid suggestions, one for each of our Senators. Sit back in your most comfortable recliner and enjoy.