Philosophy steeped in Hell, history by way of The Twilight Zone, and real life trapped like a bug under the lens of an unforgiving microscope... welcome to the world of Alexios. A 7,000-year-old nosferatu takes a look at life and serves it straight up and unvarnished, taking no prisoners and telling it like it is. Philosopher, raconteur, and smart aleck in equal measures, Alexios shares his pitch-black world view and expounds on everything from life and death, religion and politics to love, friendship, family, and homemade porn. Real life becomes true horror and every day is the nightmare. His words may unsettle you, even horrify you, but in your darkest, most private thoughts you just might admit, "He's right." Nothing is sacred. No one is safe.