The incredible action/drama/sci-fi/bustblocking/hypercongealing/d20 rolling totally epic romance novel. Johnny, Mark and Andrew fight against the evil necromancer bad guye Wordsworth, whose bikini may or may not be getting rumpled when the boys' maths teacher, Mr. Woodcock, has a few ideas about doing some extra revision. But oh no! Johnny is in love with Deborah, who only cares about problems in society! Oh, and the rugby. But oh no again! Johnny must battle against evil! And he only has a nuclear bomb! Will he win? Will he lose? Oh, duality! Oh, oh society! Are his abs hot enough for him to romance his beau? Will he be safe from the aardvark Wordsworth sneakily bought for Mark, to take to the park? All this, and less, in... The Conspiracy...