Ever wondered what you'd do if the world went ballistic? Fear not! How To Survive A Freakin' Nuclear War is your witty, no-nonsense, and downright hilarious guide to navigating the chaos, bombs, and mutated creatures that might come your way. This book reveals how you should prepare for a nuclear disaster and the steps you must take in the hours, days, and weeks after to ensure survival for yourself and your loved ones. A nuclear explosion would be one of the most cataclysmic kinds of disasters that you can prepare for. Your chances of surviving a nuclear explosion may seem remote...but survival is possible. That's precisely why learning how to prepare for an explosion and the resulting fallout is so important. Among many other important tips, you will learn: How horrific a nuclear war would realistically be and why it may be worse than you had initially anticipated; The severe consequences of a nuclear war, what a post-nuclear war world would look like, and how we can expect life to change over the long term; Importance of building a secure nuclear-proof shelter and how you can start putting one together; The most important items to start stocking up on to prepare for a nuclear war; The different levels of nuclear radiation that you can become afflicted with following a nuclear fallout and how to stay properly sanitized of each one; Personal protection from looters and raiders preying on the innocent in a post-nuclear war world; How the world will have changed following the nuclear fallout and how you will have to adapt to life in this new world. After reading this book, you will learn how surviving a nuclear war is possible and the most critical steps you can take to protect yourself. So, if you're ready to laugh in the face of annihilation, pick up this book, grab a radiation-resistant umbrella, and get ready to survive - with style! Your nuclear survival adventure begins now!