Ruthless former Conservative MP Alan B’Stard - the newly appointed European Commissioner of Internal Affairs, is elected to Parliament with a massive majority due to the mysterious absence of any opposing candidates. B’Stard is a man who doesn’t have any morals at all, stopping at nothing to make himself rich and influential, his thirst for power is paramount as he adopts merciless methods to reach the top of the political ladder.

Alan B’Stard returns to take a biting look at the last years of Thatcher’s rule together with his wimpish underdog Piers. B’Stard is finally dumped by his wife in a Russian gulag, where he takes on the European Parliament. To succeed B’Stard must first overcome his scheming wife, Euro drug barons and neo-Nazis.