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“Skinny was thrown into the world…” A humorously provocative read, colourfully decorated between the lines. Skinny traveled the world, blazing a trail that no one in their right mind would dare follow. “Airborn… like a soda can discarded from a speeding vehicle, he bounced, spread eagle, out of control!” Education was a rushed endeavour later in life, Skinny took a few words and twisted them up to make his own type of sense, “Levity in twisted litteracy…” no need for further explaination, time is better spent in definition or laughter. Keep in mind though, what was not always fun and games, probably happened? “Scary cold in the north back then… streets seeped dry ice recollections of a horror movie called The Thing.” Adventure has no velocity without living props and no writer this early in life has so great an imagination! “But oh no, Skinny was sure that God wanted him to wade through a pleading harem and hook up with the only woman in a third world country that would fight with him first?” You may even find reminiscence of your own past for comparison, yet, if you didn´t start out young, you´ll never catch up. Skinny brings his world to you in print for the simple fact that people don´t normally have the where-with-all or patience to listen to his overly explanative verbiage. “Hell hath no fury, Skinny pissed-off this corporate broad… don´t say what you mean, sugar coat the obvious.” After coming back from the Northern Lights a doctor told Skinny, “this IS the real world,” they say, “suck it up and get over it!” Skinny snaps back, “ya well, suck on this, I didn´t deserve none of it!” Yet to end is a story of hysteria, love, turmoil, fortune and misfortune, with just a touch of regret for those bleakly unforgiving times. Skinny wakes up in a mirror looking at the same old pile, eventually shaking his head he starts to laugh, “it´s like being stuck in friggin Groundhog Day, so why not make something different happen?” To all those whiners that can´t scrape a little crap off their boots, for whatever may have been said or done, Skinny offers this apology… “Ah, get over yourselves, I´m looking forward to the next fifty Wild and Crazy years!” Relentless as predecessors, Skinny shouts, “never say die!”
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