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Ya know Harry, I want to stay in this chair until I move into the Governor’s mansion. You know, convict lots of people. Get my face on television and in the newspapers. You know how dumb people are. If they see your face on television and in the newspapers, they connect with you. They feel as they know you, so they vote for you. Don’t know why they’re that dumb, but they are. They’re so dumb they don’t care who we convict, as long as we convict someone. Whether or not the crime even took place is absolutely immaterial. As long as the news media says it did, then that’s it. They have been brainwashed all their lives by their teachers and media.
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