Dear Big Daddy (Still Not Calling You That)

One husband. One fruit bowl. One relentless campaign to be called “Big Daddy.”

For years, my husband, Mr. P, has been on a mission to get me to call him Big Daddy. When words alone didn’t work, he upped his game with a steady stream of sweet, hilarious, and sometimes eyebrow-raising fruit-bowl messages.

What started as a simple gesture turned into something bigger-a collection of love, laughter, and perfectly-timed punchlines. From over-the-top romantic notes to shameless self-promotion, Mr. P never misses a chance to remind me why he thinks he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. (And honestly? He might not be wrong.)

Inside, you’ll find:

✔ Flirty notes and laugh-out-loud dad jokes

✔ Outrageous attempts to earn his “Big Daddy” title

✔ Proof that true love is found in the little things-like pineapple and persistence

But the real question remains… will I ever cave in and call him Big Daddy? Flip the pages and find out!

A heartwarming and hilarious look at love, laughter, and one man’s unwavering determination-served fresh, one fruit bowl at a time.

Author Biography

P. Royale finds joy in everyday moments-especially those filled with love, laughter, and the occasional eye roll. When she’s not deciphering her husband’s latest fruit-bowl message, she loves God, enjoys church, travel, the arts, and spending time with family and friends. Her debut book, Dear Big Daddy (Still Not Calling You That), was inspired by years of handwritten notes from her husband, Mr. P. What began as a small act of affection turned into a joyful tradition, reminding us that the little things are often the most lasting in marriage. P. Royale resides in Homewood, Illinois, with Mr. P.