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“The funniest survival guide to Christmas chaos you’ll ever need.“Christmas for Mummies
The must-have funny Christmas gift for mums.
Forget the glossy adverts. Real Christmas is midnight wrapping panic, fairy lights that hate you, and a fridge so full the milk lives on the windowsill. It is the school nativity letter that proudly informs you your child is Sheep Number Four. It is an Elf on the Shelf that feels more like hostage negotiation. It is sprouts no one eats but everyone buys anyway.
Christmas for Mummies is the laugh-out-loud survival guide for mums everywhere who know festive “magic” really means exhaustion in a novelty jumper. With parody field reports, chaotic anecdotes, survival tip lists, and brutally honest truths, this is Bridget Jones meets Caitlin Moran meets Fleabag, covered in tinsel and slightly sticky from mince pies.
The perfect stocking filler. The guaranteed Christmas hit. The funny gift every mum deserves after surviving December.
Buy it for your mum. Buy it for your sister. Buy it for yourself. Then pour a Baileys and cackle while the turkey burns.
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