Josh Gondelman is a comedian and writer who incubated in Boston before moving to New York. He is an Emmy-nominated writer forLast Week Tonight with John Oliver,which is a television show. He has also written forWomen's Health,The New Yorker,andThe Cut, which are magazines. He has toured internationally performing standup, which is just heavily-rehearsed talking, really. Joe Berkowitz is a writer living in Brooklyn. His work has been featured in The Awl, Salon, The Village Voice, Cosmopolitan, Vulture, RollingStone.com, GQ.com, and McSweeney's Internet Tendency, among others. He is currently a staff writer at Fast Company.He apologizes in advance and often.