Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Ugly Sweaters
You know what I know?
I know you're not actually wearing that sweater ironically. You're just excited
that you can now wear it in public and no one is the wiser. What a holiday
miracle you were able to haul out all those bedazzled neon red and green
sweaters again! Did I mention that you look absolutely stunning in woven
tinsel? And the Crocs really tie the whole look together. Kudos, my friend.
Charlie Brown Tree Scent
Net Weight: 170g (6 oz.)
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars
are identical.
Smells like a holiday party What do they do in hot
climates? Have beer-stained undershirt
parties?
Backside:
- Pairs well with Crocs
- Won't upstage jingle bells
- Bedazzles your aura
Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)