Whiskey River Co: Soap For Morning People
Smells like a hell no. Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.
Sugar cereal coma scented
Net Weight: 170g (6 oz.)
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap Ingredients Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance. (Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens, but all our soaps are vegan!)